Hometown: Stanardsville, Virginia
Class of 2023
Since people think it's a conversation to say Kamdon’s name, he hears himself often, and that means he does mock trial, or something like it. He is a man of too much free time and too many time consuming commitments, which is why he does mock trial. His house in Stanardsville, Virginia is surrounded by trees. When you tell him to cut his music off, which is what you always do, you usually are hating on James Brown, music talent, Sly Stone, and George Clinton--for no other reason besides your own pathetic lack of culture. When Kamdon hears your uneducated criticisms, he hops over to his Spotify playlist and flicks Donald Byrd to queue--at max volume. You, still at the door frame and stewing with your trademark knock-knock get clocked music hate, quickly come to realize from the first two drum taps that there isn’t enough rhythm in your boogie levels for you to get down with Mr. Byrd’s groove. Your body starts to look more and more like a box of Corn Flakes, getting stiffer and stiffer, until Kamdon thinks it necessary to go grab that carton of milk you so desperately need. But he doesn’t have a refrigerator and doesn’t like you anyways, so what Kamdon ultimately decides to do is what’s best for all parties: get back to getting down.
In conclusion, Kamdon likes to play basketball and watch Lebron James win this year’s NBA Finals. His major is English.