Major: Political Science and Psychology Hometown: Manchester, Kentucky
From the lush and very progressive state of Kentucky, Haiden came to Duke to finally capture a Wampus Cat. He likes talking about how the Brits and hillbillies sound the same, geeking over his hyper fixations, and chowing on caffeine pills. He wanted to act, but that doesn’t pay the bills, so he does the six figure version of it: mock trial. He can speak with a southern accent (without trying), spot a Wampus Cat from miles away, and blow $200 at a Wawa with no second thoughts. He wants to live in Colorado for no reason in particular. When asked why, he states “tree is pretty.” He is an avid proponent of bullying Tweakers, namely Mary Hutchinson. The highlights of his very short time in Duke Mock Trial include being told he did a line, transforming into a pretty pretty princess, being the first active member to submit his bio, and riding a wild Wampus Cat.