Majors: Public Policy, Linguistics, and Computer Science
Hometown: Pleasanton, Ca 

Silly Simmy was born and raised in the big city of San Francisco (the Bay Area suburbs) and somehow wound up in the land of Cookout (NC). She joined mock in an attempt to make new friends, travel, and have fun. She is now reconsidering becoming a lawyer. Ask her how she became a linguistics major. Better yet, ask her anything about Taylor Swift and watch the light re-enter her sad, sad eyes.